SUPER SMASH BROS. FOR 3DS: KING OF THE HILL STREAM

cardsagainstthedas:

WOW, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NIPPLES IS THIS? A KING OF THE HILL STYLE STREAM OF THAT FUCKTARDEDLY AWESOME SMASH BROS FOR 3DS GAME? HOLY CHOCOLATE COVERED NUNS HOW DOES IT WORK? FUCKING SIMPLE THATS HOW. JUST GET YOUR ASS IN THAT ROOM AND PROVIDE YOUR FRIEND CODE AND IGN (IN GAME NAME, THAT MEANS YOUR 3DS JACKASS)! THE HOST (Asterisrocks) WILL MAKE SURE YOU’ RE NICE AND ADDED INTO HIS FRIEND LIST BEFORE YOU’ RE UP! JUST MAKE DAMN SURE YOU ADD HIM TOO!

"Gee wilickers, that’s a long line I have to wait for before I get to play."

SKIP THE LINE? THAT CAN BE ARRANGED! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DONATE WHAT THE CURRENT KING IS CURRENTLY WORTH. HOW DO YOU FIND OUT WHAT HE’S WORTH? WHIP OUT YOUR CALCULATOR YOU NERD, ALL YOU NEED IS THIS EASY PEASY FORMULA. ([10 cents x current streak] + 50 cents) (donations are entirely optional, participation is completely free, though you will have to wait your turn in that case)

"Oh no, there was lag during my match, thats why I lost. What are you gonna do about it?" 

FUCKING NOTHING THATS WHAT! YOUR OPPONENT WAITED, JUST LIKE YOU, TO PLAY! SO IF YOU WANT THE LAG TO END JUST PUSH THROUGH AND KICK HIS LAGGY ASS RIGHT OUT OF THE LIST!

"I disconnected. Can I try again?" 

GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO PLAY!

REMEMBER TO READ THESE RULES WELL, HOST MAN HAS ENOUGH PEOPLE ASKING HIM ABOUT THE RULES FOR YOU TO BE ASKING JUST CUZ YOU COULDNT TAKE A SECOND TO READ THIS POST THOROUGHLY! 

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